top WHAT?!?

so hung won top chef.  what a bunch of crap!  i hate chef tom, he did the same thing to me last time.  correct me if i'm wrong, but by the end of last season it was elan who looked like a total scumbag schemer and marcel who was egotistical, but at least kinda honest?  elan really showed his true colors by the end and made PAELLA!!!  PAELLA people!  the dude worked at a spanish restaurant and then gave them a final dish that he had probably made half a million times before and they called him the winner.

compare with this year's CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!  that hung brought a recipe for from home, in a little notebook.  oh, how creative!  how in keeping with the asian theme of his meal.  ugh, total scam.  he did an asian themed dinner so the judges would think he had some soul instead of a machinelike desire to win and an ego bigger than marcel (from last season) and steven (from season 1) combined.  i mean he made the safest, most boring crap until now.  lest we forget, he made a freaking piped salmon mousse canape on a slice of cucumber for the arty fashion show on a yacht chellenge.  if ever there were a time to make something new, different, avant garde, creative, it was then.

i'm just glad that casey from dallas didn't win.  i fucking hate dallas.